honeydunce

pretty much stuck with my heart sticking out.

Category: arsenal of baffle

fred thompson

From Law & Order to the presidential race of ‘08, here comes Fred Thompson.  In the new Rolling Stone, there is a fantastic article that pretty much rips him to shreds.  He wants to be president. He’s been quoted as saying the following in regards to playing one on tv and being one in reality: […]

t.k.o.

This day has been one helluva roller coaster. My relationship is ending. My dad’s girlfriend is losing her father. Got to see Bob Log III at the Warhol. Found out I’m being audited.
Oh, joy.
I just finished packing for Ohio–going home for the weekend to see the family.
I feel like every […]

very, very funny.

Dialogue of the day:
The doctor looks at the paper, then looks at me. “Well according to this you are down to 14 points from 20. At least we’re moving in the right direction right?”
She’s referring to a list of statements on a piece of paper that I have just looked over and applied […]

another in the arsenal of baffling things

The etiquette of the office bathroom has become the latest “huh?” in my mental arsenal of baffling things. 

I’ve voiced my concern to several friends and acquaintances, and now I post it here.  The concern pertains to the women’s bathroom, one particular stall.  It is the stall farthest from the door, the stall notoriously known […]