Whatta Man, Whatta Man, Whatta Mighty Good Man - 26

Reply to: pers-418766085@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-10, 1:13PM EDT

Salt N’ Pepa wrote that song about me back in ‘92. Maybe you’ve heard it?

True story. Cheryl and Sandy were TOTALLY into me after attending a dance-off competition in Pittsburgh and witnessing my spicy moves and shirtless bod.

After what appeared to be a long deliberation, they both decided to ask me out simultaneously. I graciously declined, as a local children’s hospital required my presence for a cystic fibrosis fundraiser. In response to my community generosity and hot dance moves, the song was created.

If you’re interested in learning more about my man-ness that makes you say “whatta,” send me a line and we can shoop.

Guy with a sense of humor - m4w

Reply to: pers-418787692@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-10, 10:32AM PDT

Hello,
Let me introduce myself. I am an employed (yes I have a job) Network professional. I am 47, 6’ tall with brown eyes, some hair (both of them) and I live in San Diego. I am a very particular and discriminating kind of guy, and you must meet the following 10 Rules.
1. You must be a woman over 18. Warm and breathing are preferred, but detectible heartbeat is optional.
2. You must be able to form a full sentence. Grunts and clicks are ok with readable facial expressions or some form of interpreter. Hand signals are also an option but please don’t yell when using them, I also have problems with accents in this case.
3. You must enjoy the dark. Closed eyes and blindfolds are also acceptable, but no peeking. I find that women enjoy their time with me more if they can’t see me.
4. You must have a full understanding of “Fuzzy Math” i.e. 1cm is = to 1 ft. You will be very impressed with my endowment if you have this understanding.
5. You must have a place of your own. The overpass on the interstate is not a place nor is the UPS box that Joe gave you. At least three boxes must be available for our time together.
6. Smoking is ok provided it is not during our intimacy while you are watching Oprah. I hate competing with that Witch. I also have issues with Jerry Springer and reruns of I love Lucy.
7. No clowns. It’s hard to get the white makeup off my shirts and honking of horns to show your pleasure can get annoying. This can also lead to performance anxiety on my part as I can’t be sure if you are enjoying the moment or I have done something wrong.
8. You must never end or start our time with the words, “that will be $300” I would not be posting here if I had $300.
9. You must enjoy time spent with a good natured fun loving man who has a great sense of humor (if not warped and twisted) and enjoy not being judged or objectified by same. Be drug and disease free as am I. I will respond to all who reply as I assume you meet rules 1 and two. Hit me back if you think I may be the kind of Jerk you are looking for.
10. You must have read this ad to this line.

Simple - 36

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Reply to: pers-418409202@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-09, 11:16PM CDT

You want sex, so do I, you are not gross and I am not either !!

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