the weirds (a short list)

by admin

  • Woke up at 5:45am with the radio/alarm and totally thought it was Saturday, and that I was on the beach(courtesy my HomEdics machine). Needless to say I was quite unimpressed to come to terms with it being Tuesday and I was not on said beach but rather in a too-small bed with a cat on my head and swollen eyelids.
  • Rode in today. At a stoplight on Penn a little kid gave me two thumbs up. Then his mother yelled at him.
  • It’s almost 70 degrees and it’s January.
  • My coworker has switched from smoking cigarettes to stogies only. I am not kidding. He’s very “this is a logical step in the right direction for me.” I don’t really get it, but whatever. His 15 minute smoke breaks are now 25 minute cigar puffings. Congrats, It’s an Idiot!
  • The Croatian candy bar on my desk that is “Punch” flavored.
  • Accompanied by a mini gummi hot dog. The mghd is frightening enough–more creepy is not knowing how this appeared on my desk. What cubicle gnome is sprinkling the creepy sweets?